Tag: slow
Slow Down
Ever notice that…
…anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Read MoreWhat to do about cars speeding in villages?
The local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: Slow down Old People’s Home. – It had no effect. At the next meeting the decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a sign: Danger – Children at Play. – No discernable reduction in traffic speed. Then the chairman had a brain-wave and suggested they try a sign with: Nudist Colony. As a result of the Nudist Colony notice, white vans and lorries crawl thought the village.
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