There was a middle-aged guy who bought a Mercedes convertible

He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought, and floored it some more. He looked in his rear view mirror and there was a marked police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. “I can get away from him with no problem,” thought the man, and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 120-mph. Then he thought, “What…

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