Chuck Norris doesn't need a car…

He can get there faster walking! Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident. Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. Chuck Norris doesn’t drive because he is already everywhere. Chuck Norris doesn’t look both ways before he crosses the street… he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. For Spring…

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