A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area on the airport terminal for the cheapest flights. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. “They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man. “It said – FINE FOR PARKING HERE”
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What auto tourist really is?
– What auto tourist really is? – It is a driver that rides somewhere 5 miles away from his home in his own car to take pictures of himself standing near his car.
Read MoreSweetheart, let’s buy a new car
A wife asks her husband: – Sweetheart, let’s buy new a car, let’s see the world. – Which? This one or the other?
Read MoreFast life
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol!
Read MoreTurn the volume down
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Read MoreI want to die peacefully
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.
Read MoreThe learning never stops
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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