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Car must be deserved

June 18, 2011 Muttley

A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies: ”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we ll see.” Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping…

Young vs. old drivers

April 21, 2011 Muttley

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for. Elsie was so angered that she approached the young fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth, ‘I was about to park there.’ The man looked at her with disdain and replied, ‘That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.’ This annoyed Elsie even more, so she got back in her car, backed it up…