What’s in the bag?

Mary was driving her car home in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift? With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Mary tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman. The old Apache looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Mary. ‘What’s in the bag?’ asked the…

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A traffic officer pulled alongside a speeding car

A traffic officer pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’ ‘NO’, the young lady yelled back, ‘IT’s A SCARF!’

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