Guy Lets His Artist Wife Doodle With Sharpie Pen On His Car
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How To Scare Your Wife
Darling I’m Back
Be careful what you're dreaming
A man is snoring away in bed and in his dream he finds himself at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St Peter. “OK, you,” he says, “How many times did you cheat on your wife? And don’t lie, I’m St Peter you know.” In his dream he hears himself replying, “If I’m honest Pete, I was with two maybe three different ladies a year.” St Peter says, “OK, your car in heaven is that used Golf Buggy over there, goodbye.” St Peter then turns to the man’s brother…
Read MoreThere was a middle-aged guy who bought a Mercedes convertible
He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought, and floored it some more. He looked in his rear view mirror and there was a marked police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. “I can get away from him with no problem,” thought the man, and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 120-mph. Then he thought, “What…
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