Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was – a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket … So, I went to him and said: “Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse…

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You know you have too much power when

– You can’t drive your car in the rain – Your “significant other” is afraid to drive your car – You are afraid to drive your car – You’re tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office – You go to the petrol station every time you go for a drive – The cost of tires is concerning you – You wake the neighbors up every time you start the car

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