God is testing me…
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Keep Tailgating
Redneck Crash Test
DUI Dragnet
During the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrol officer waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted a potential quarry. The man was so obviously drunk that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off,…
Read MoreGynecologist mechanic
A gynecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He’d always enjoyed tinkering with truck engines, so he enrolled in a school for truck mechanics. When the class ended the students were given their final exam: strip a truck engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The gynecologist did his best – and was amazed to find he scored 150%. “How could that be?” he asked. “Well,” said the instructor, “I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50%…
Read MoreA driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.” “Well, show me” the officer demanded. So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. The driver did…
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