Car surgery

Car surgery

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open…

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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break…

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break…

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on,” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” “I like to operate on electricians,” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.” “I like to operate on lawyers,” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads…

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