Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my f…ing ass!” Too late – he noticed a beautiful girl, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. “That’s okay,” the girl replied, “I have a very similar problem … If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my f…ing car!”
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