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There was a middle-aged guy who bought a Mercedes convertible

April 21, 2011 Muttley

He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought, and floored it some more. He looked in his rear view mirror and there was a marked police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. “I can get away from him with no problem,” thought the man, and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 120-mph. Then he thought, “What…

Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?

April 21, 2011 Mad

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was – a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket … So, I went to him and said: “Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse…

After a car crash

April 20, 2011 Muttley

After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road “Don’t worry” said a policeman “A Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.” “Oh no” groaned the victim “Couldn’t I have a blonde, cheerful one?”

Interstate speed limit

April 19, 2011 Muttley

There was a car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A policeman pulls it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the old lady asks. “You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that,” the officer says to the old lady. “You must go at least 50mph.” “But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!” “HA HA HA!” The officer laughs out loud. “That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!” The old lady leans…