– Dad, may I take your car? I have plans with my girlfriend tonight? – Ok! But there is no petrol there in the tank. – It’s all right. We won’t need petrol really.
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That is how it all started
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… So, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started…
Read MoreWho’s the strongest in here?
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know – “Who’s the strongest in here?” The toughest guy looks at him and says – “I am the strongest around here!” The other guy politely asks – “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”
Read MoreGas prices are affecting my sex life!
With prices at $4 a gallon, I only date women in a 5-gallon radius
Read MoreYou know you have too much power when
– You can’t drive your car in the rain – Your “significant other” is afraid to drive your car – You are afraid to drive your car – You’re tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office – You go to the petrol station every time you go for a drive – The cost of tires is concerning you – You wake the neighbors up every time you start the car
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