Five surgeons were taking a coffee break…

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on,” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” “I like to operate on electricians,” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.” “I like to operate on lawyers,” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads…

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Seven ten cap

The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said “What’s a seven ten cap?” She said “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car is it on?” they asked. Now I’m thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten. “No” she said “it’s a Buick.” “OK lady, how big is it?” She makes a circle with…

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