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Oil Pans
Oil Changes
Who Needs Oil
How To Change The Oil In Your Car
Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3 .15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Men: 1. Go to O’Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O’Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3. Open…
Read MoreSeven ten cap
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said “What’s a seven ten cap?” She said “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car is it on?” they asked. Now I’m thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten. “No” she said “it’s a Buick.” “OK lady, how big is it?” She makes a circle with…
Read MoreHow to recognise a company car
– They accelerate at a phenomenal rate – They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse – They enjoy a much shorter braking distance – They can take bumps at twice the speed as private cars – Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to be checked nearly as much as a private car – They have a much tighter turning radius – The floor is shaped like an ashtray – They do not have to be garaged at night – They can be driven up to…
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