The Morning After Halloween
Tag: officer
But Officer…
Safety In The First Place
Safe Driver Award
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer. “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you’re going to do with the money?” The driver thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.” The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention…
Read MoreWhat NOT To Say To A Police Officer
– Thanks Officer! That’s great. The last officer only gave me a warning as well! – Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I’m in? – Sorry Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in – Sorry Officer, I was trying to keep up with the traffic, Yeah I know they are miles ahead of me, but that’s how fast they got away from me! – You’re lucky this car needs a tune-up or you’d have never caught me. – No, I don’t know how…
Read MoreA speeding motorist was caught by radar…
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. “How did you know I was speeding?” the frustrated driver asked. The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky. “You mean,” asked the motorist, “that even He is against me?”
Read MoreA driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.” “Well, show me” the officer demanded. So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. The driver did…
Read MoreA traffic officer pulled alongside a speeding car
A traffic officer pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’ ‘NO’, the young lady yelled back, ‘IT’s A SCARF!’
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