Tag: mechanic

Car surgery

Muttley

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open…

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Gynecologist mechanic

Muttley

A gynecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He’d always enjoyed tinkering with truck engines, so he enrolled in a school for truck mechanics. When the class ended the students were given their final exam: strip a truck engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The gynecologist did his best – and was amazed to find he scored 150%. “How could that be?” he asked. “Well,” said the instructor, “I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50%…

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