Near miss

Near miss

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn’t run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he…

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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break…

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break…

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on,” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.” “I like to operate on electricians,” said the third. “You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.” “I like to operate on lawyers,” said the fourth. “They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads…

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