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Deaf lady in trouble

July 13, 2011 Muttley

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, “Uh-oh, what have I done now? I’m not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!” So, she…

A young lady was driving her car

June 16, 2011 Muttley

A young lady was driving her car through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a police car on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph but the cop hung grimly on her tail. She put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90, drawing rapidly away from her pursuer. Suddenly she saw a garage up ahead and with a squeal of brakes she pulled up in the forecourt and dashed into the ladies’ toilet. Five minutes later she emerged to find the…

Young vs. old drivers

April 21, 2011 Muttley

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space when a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for. Elsie was so angered that she approached the young fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth, ‘I was about to park there.’ The man looked at her with disdain and replied, ‘That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.’ This annoyed Elsie even more, so she got back in her car, backed it up…

Mean old lady

April 21, 2011February 2, 2012 Muttley

Interstate speed limit

April 19, 2011 Muttley

There was a car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A policeman pulls it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the old lady asks. “You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that,” the officer says to the old lady. “You must go at least 50mph.” “But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!” “HA HA HA!” The officer laughs out loud. “That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!” The old lady leans…