The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. “Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired. “But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…” “Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtown and sit a while till the sarge gets back.” “But, officer, I think you really should know…” “And I said to shut yer trap! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the sarge is…
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