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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!” “Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”
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There was a car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A policeman pulls it over. “What have I done wrong, officer?” the old lady asks. “You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that,” the officer says to the old lady. “You must go at least 50mph.” “But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!” “HA HA HA!” The officer laughs out loud. “That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!” The old lady leans…
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