Near the end of their racing careers, a Ford and a Chevrolet made a pact. The first one to reach racing heaven would let the other know if heaven even had car racing. As luck would have it, the Chevrolet was demolished in a fiery wreck. A few days later, it revealed itself to the Ford in a vision. “I have some good news and some bad news,” the Chevy told the Ford. “The good news is that heaven is crazy about auto racing. They have everything here–NASCAR, Indy cars,…
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Father O’Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter’s gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, “What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?” The man responds “My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York City Taxi driver for 14 years” “Very well,” says St. Peter, “Here is your silk robe and golden sceptre, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord.” St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks “What…
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A man is snoring away in bed and in his dream he finds himself at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St Peter. “OK, you,” he says, “How many times did you cheat on your wife? And don’t lie, I’m St Peter you know.” In his dream he hears himself replying, “If I’m honest Pete, I was with two maybe three different ladies a year.” St Peter says, “OK, your car in heaven is that used Golf Buggy over there, goodbye.” St Peter then turns to the man’s brother…
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