Granny Theft Auto
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If You Drive One Of These…
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, ‘I must be losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red light.’ After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger…
Read MoreA Strange Coincidence
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.” The patrolman says, “May I see your license?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.” The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, “I…
Read MoreA Christian Grandma's Driving Experience
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes to a friend: The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red…
Read MoreSuper granny
A guy in his Mercedes gets a clear message from an old woman
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