Tag: golf

A man is snoring away in bed and in his dream he finds himself at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St Peter. “OK, you,” he says, “How many times did you cheat on your wife? And don’t lie, I’m St Peter you know.” In his dream he hears himself replying, “If I’m honest Pete, I was with two maybe three different ladies a year.” St Peter says, “OK, your car in heaven is that used Golf Buggy over there, goodbye.” St Peter then turns to the man’s brother…