Tag: girl

30 Reasons Why Cars Are Better Than Women

Muttley

1. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert. 2. You can lust after another car and your current car won’t care. 3. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble. 4. Women can’t go 200 miles per hour. 5. A woman can’t carry four of your friends on a road trip. 6. You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad. 7. A car doesn’t have…

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Levels of stress

Muttley

1) You pick up a hitchhiker, A beautiful young girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car. You take her to the hospital. -Stressful 2) But hospital says she is pregnant and you are going to be a father. You swiftly say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are!! -Very stressful 3) You request a DNA test to prove “you are NOT the father” After the test are completed the doctor says that you are INFERTILE, and probably have been since birth. -Extreme Stress but relieved…

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Double trouble

Muttley

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my f…ing ass!” Too late – he noticed a beautiful girl, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. “That’s okay,” the girl replied, “I have a very similar problem … If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my f…ing car!”

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