Car surgery

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open…

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Seven ten cap

The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said “What’s a seven ten cap?” She said “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car is it on?” they asked. Now I’m thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten. “No” she said “it’s a Buick.” “OK lady, how big is it?” She makes a circle with…

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