Ever tried to read newspaper while driving car at 133 km/h? Better not because the camera will catch you anyway!
Read MoreWhat About Reading And Driving?
Tag: driving
If You Don't Like My Driving
Don't Like My Driving
Three Engineers In A Car
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke.” The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas.” The Electrical Engineer said, “I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system.” All three turned to the computer engineer and said, “What do you think?” The Computer Engineer said, “I think we should…
Read MoreA young lady was driving her car
A young lady was driving her car through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a police car on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph but the cop hung grimly on her tail. She put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90, drawing rapidly away from her pursuer. Suddenly she saw a garage up ahead and with a squeal of brakes she pulled up in the forecourt and dashed into the ladies’ toilet. Five minutes later she emerged to find the…
Read MoreDriving with a beer in hand is just bad form. But driving a beer?
Well, that’s just cantastic! A Florida company called Automotive Innovations owned by Ron Wharton created the cars for the Stroh Brewery Company for promotional use, with one leading a daily parade at the 1982 World’s Fair in Knoxville, Tenn. The builder was granted an exemption from federal safety standards and were limited to building only 300 of the fiberglassbodied cars a year. Each one was given a new title as a Pop Top Can Car.
Read MoreA Christian Grandma's Driving Experience
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes to a friend: The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red…
Read MoreA little bit angry driving school instructor
REAL answers received on exams given by the driving school
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.” Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your…
Read More