DUI Dragnet

During the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrol officer waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted a potential quarry. The man was so obviously drunk that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off,…

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