The new metro cop

The new metro cop

The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. “Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired. “But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…” “Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtown and sit a while till the sarge gets back.” “But, officer, I think you really should know…” “And I said to shut yer trap! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the sarge is…

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Cop With a Sense of Humor

Cop With a Sense of Humor

The person I heard this from (“Al” in the story) swears that it really happened. Two guys (we’ll call them “Mark” and “Al”) are out cruising. Mark is driving, and they’re on some out-of-the way roads. Mark is distracted and doesn’t see a stop-sign, and a few moments after he runs it they hear a siren and see blue lights. Mark has never been stopped by the police before, and gets really nervous. MARK: OhshitwhatdidIdo? I wasn’t speeding, was I? No, I wasn’t speeding. What’d I do what’d I do?…

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