Car surgery

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open…

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Porsche 911 vs. scooter

A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really hot car. Well, the light turned green so the driver of the Porsche decides to show off and peels out and leaves the guy on the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a sudden, he sees the scooter zip on past…

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A young lady was driving her car

A young lady was driving her car through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a police car on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph but the cop hung grimly on her tail. She put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90, drawing rapidly away from her pursuer. Suddenly she saw a garage up ahead and with a squeal of brakes she pulled up in the forecourt and dashed into the ladies’ toilet. Five minutes later she emerged to find the…

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Weird car concepts of yesterday

Few decades ago every single car from these photos was considered as a future of transportation. Today we can see them on car humor websites. Concept car yesterday, material for car humor and jokes today. Here are some of the strangest looking car concepts. Designer of this car probably never expected to see his vision on car humor website. Cadillac Cyclone concept was influenced by airplane design. GM XP-21 Firebird I concept car only seats a driver inside similar to a jet fighter cockpit. GM Runabout three-wheel hatchback concept Lincoln…

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