Traffic camera error

Traffic camera error

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his Picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slo wly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he…

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What to do about cars speeding in villages?

What to do about cars speeding in villages?

The local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: Slow down Old People’s Home. – It had no effect. At the next meeting the decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a sign: Danger – Children at Play. – No discernable reduction in traffic speed. Then the chairman had a brain-wave and suggested they try a sign with: Nudist Colony. As a result of the Nudist Colony notice, white vans and lorries crawl thought the village.

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