Dear Cab Driver
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Japanese Tourist Gets a Cab
A Japanese man who went to London sightseeing. On the final day of his holiday, he called a cab to the airport. During the journey, a Nissan drove past the cab. Thereupon, the man leaned forward excitedly and shouted, “Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!” After a while, a Toyota zoomed past the cab. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and shouted, ” Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the cab. For the third time, the the man leaned forward excitedly…
Read MoreViva Las Vegas
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, offering his airline credit cards numbers, his driver’s…
Read MoreTaxi driver goes to heaven
Father O’Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter’s gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, “What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?” The man responds “My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York City Taxi driver for 14 years” “Very well,” says St. Peter, “Here is your silk robe and golden sceptre, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord.” St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks “What…
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