Helpful friend

Kelly was standing in front of tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him “I stopped it!” “I know, you idiot!” said the man. “I was pushing it!”

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How to recognise a company car

– They accelerate at a phenomenal rate – They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse – They enjoy a much shorter braking distance – They can take bumps at twice the speed as private cars – Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to be checked nearly as much as a private car – They have a much tighter turning radius – The floor is shaped like an ashtray – They do not have to be garaged at night – They can be driven up to…

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