He can get there faster walking!
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris doesn’t drive because he is already everywhere.
Chuck Norris doesn’t look both ways before he crosses the street… he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
For Spring Break ’05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get hit by cars. The cars get hit by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need to take traffic ticket, traffic takes a fine for trying to fine Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need gas, because if he goes to say the car ran off.
Chuck Norris does not need sound, he sings to the car.
Chuck Norris does not hold the steering wheel while driving, the wheel follows the vision of.