10 Best Car Repair Tools of All Time

10 Best Car Repair Tools of All Time

There are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any car, any place, any time. 1. Duct Tape: Not just a tool, a veritable Swiss Army knife in stickum and plastic. It’s safety wire, body material, radiator hose, upholstery, insulation, tow rope, and more – in an easy to carry package. Sure, there’s prejudice surrounding duct tape in professional competitions, but in the real world, everything from LeMans-winning Porsches to Atlas rockets and attack-helicopters use it by the yard. The only thing that can get you out…

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Car company names

Car company names

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster DODGE Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FORD Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill HONDA Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else. Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive? MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along SAAB Send Another Automobile Back TOYOTA Too Often…

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Nursing Home Speed Patrol

Nursing Home Speed Patrol

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, ‘Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?’ She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls…

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Car Roof Identification

Car Roof Identification

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. “What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk. “I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.” “So how does feeling the roof help you?” He asked the drunk. “Well,” the drunk replied. “MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!”

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