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So That’s How The Fight Started
I Guess I’m Not The Only One
Texting And Driving Makes Me Mad
Your Grandma Will Probably Never Be This Cool
For A Better Driving Experience
10 Best Car Repair Tools of All Time
There are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any car, any place, any time. 1. Duct Tape: Not just a tool, a veritable Swiss Army knife in stickum and plastic. It’s safety wire, body material, radiator hose, upholstery, insulation, tow rope, and more – in an easy to carry package. Sure, there’s prejudice surrounding duct tape in professional competitions, but in the real world, everything from LeMans-winning Porsches to Atlas rockets and attack-helicopters use it by the yard. The only thing that can get you out…
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(The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper) 1985 Blue Volkswagen Only 50 miles Only first gear and reverse ever used Never driven hard Original tires Original brakes Original fuel and oil Only 1 driver Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off
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AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster DODGE Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FORD Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill HONDA Had One Never Did Again Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else. Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive? MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along SAAB Send Another Automobile Back TOYOTA Too Often…
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