Car company names

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

All Unnecessary Devices Installed


BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster


DODGE

Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill


HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto


HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?


MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along






SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back






TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto




VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object




VW

Virtually Worthless

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